There’s a certain amount of one-way shirt swapping going on.

If you’re still watching, write in and we’ll send you a fiver each.

Lampard’s not the first player to run to the crowd with lips over his mouth.

I’m trying to get some building work done at the moment, quite seriously. Be careful.

I'm trying to get some building work done at the moment, quite seriously. Be careful.

Lampard's not the first player to run to the crowd with lips over his mouth.

There's a certain amount of one-way shirt swapping going on.

Not many players get three cracks of the cherry.

If you're still watching, write in and we'll send you a fiver each.

The aura of uninvincibility has gone, if there is such a word.